For the cold opening of Saturday Night Live on Saturday, December 12, CNN’s Wolf Blitzer, starring Beck Bennett, addressed everyone’s mind: the recently approved Pfizer Covit-19 vaccine. Bennett Blitzer, who introduced himself as “an insider with an external name” – opened the program with news of the Food and Drug Administration’s decision to grant EU emergency approval (EUA) for the vaccine before members of the White House’s Corona virus task force introduced Anthony. Fucci and Deborah Birks. “It’s like the PS5,” Bennett described the vaccine. “Everyone wants it. No one can get it. If you’re rich, you were already a month ago.” Fucci – this time played by SNL’s Kate McKinnon instead of Brad Pitt – confirmed good news for Blitzer and announced his decision to join Biden’s management as a chief medical consultant, and director of the National Allergy Institute for Communicable Diseases. Heidi Gardner’s Birks assured that the real world position in the Biden administration is low. “Remember when Trump told me to inject bleach … I almost whispered, ‘No’?” Bennett pressed the couple on what he called the “American gothic of the whole corona virus environment” in vaccine logistics, distribution priorities, and so on. We do, “said McKinnon Fossie.” We created the UK. ” Like, this president has done a good job with this release. “In July, a Fossil first pitch was badly heard – at the time he said he had trained too long before leaving the pitch. A clip of a real world Fossil pitch Bennett After the broadcast, Gardner tried to cheer McKinnon on. “Okay little boy,” he said, “we’re all confused from time to time. You threw the ball wrong, I didn’t say ‘don’t drink bleach’. It’s going to happen!” Throughout the skit, McKinnon’s interrupted by thrown bras, he explains that this is a common occurrence. Because “I’m only told the whole truth about this whole thing, so some people have a crush on me.” The couple offered a variety of regionally designed vaccine delivery strategies. “In New Orleans, we’ve been throwing vaccines at balconies like Mardi Gras bells,” says McKinnon. , Gartner tells Bennett that “North Carolina’s vaccine is based on vinegar, while South Carolina is based on mustard based on vinegar and mustard – based BBQ sauces.” Meanwhile, New York, Chicago’s “Deep Instead of vials you get vaccine vials that are “very thin at the bottom”. . After another pro-throwing event – and a screen scream of “marry me” – McKinnon explained his hope that the vaccine would close this area. “If enough Americans get this vaccine, you will all forget who I am,” he said. “My goal is to get zero name recognition with Americans because I would have done my job better. I want to be an anonymous hangman.” Will you help keep Vox for free for everyone? There is tremendous power in understanding. Vox answers your most important questions and gives you clear information that will help you understand the increasingly chaotic world. A financial contribution to Vox will enable us to continue to provide a free presentation magazine to the millions who depend on us. From Vox 3, subscribe to Vox today.