Exercising is very healthy, or so they say, but it’s not easy at all. Among other things, because there is always something that comes more like, like reading, eating chocolate or even, depending on the day, ironing. Nor does it help that you get tired, as opposed to sleeping or scratching. These 28 tweets won’t motivate anyone to burn calories, but at least we don’t carry an exercise routine that the reader will bookmark and never look at again.
good intentions
Tomorrow I plan to run 22 miles like today, which I thought so too.
– Hugo Bonet (@HugoBonet) July 31, 2012
Surrogate gymnastics would be fine, you sign up for gym but another one goes in your place.
– Profeta Baruc (@Profeta_Baruc) July 2, 2017
-Hello, Doct …
-Do sports.
-No, you’ll see …
-Do sports.
-But …
-Do sports.
-THE I HAVE A SPRAY.
-Do sports with your other foot.– Brian’s Mother (@LaMadredeBrian) April 5, 2017
me: oh tomorrow I’m going to do sports, I’m going to advance subjects, I’m going to catch up
me tomorrow pic.twitter.com/m7N0GPLT8P
– dani (@danicalvs) October 12, 2020
– His fitness is deplorable, and you say he does sports on a regular basis.
– Indeed, I say it in the usual way.– El Gripao (@El_Gripao) February 7, 2020
I find it embarrassing that to exercise you need to exercise
– 🦧 (@beyonsesa) October 1, 2020
Sweating the shirt
going to the gym for the first time https://t.co/loNaEeg1iD
– Matias (@matiaslantieri) February 4, 2019
– I’ll make you a table.
– But not fried, I’m on a diet.
– Is this your first time coming to a gym?
– And a cane.– Paper Bird (@PajaritaStory) September 8, 2019
I would like to set up a boxing gym in San Sebastián and call it Don Hostia.
– Hank_Solo (@Hanky_solo) November 19, 2018
Which exercise do they hate the most and why are the Burpees?
– Amin Mussi (@ Mussi_10) June 19, 2020
When you think you’re having a bad day, think of me, who was at the gym today, and a 70-year-old lady, on the bike in the band, said “cheers” to me.
It didn’t get ahead of me because it was fixed.
– Faronavirus (@FaroDelFinde) September 9, 2019
-Did you change your address at the gym and I was not informed?
-We moved here in 2002.
– …
– …
-I left some Donettes at the box office, do you still have them?– Serix (@serixtown) November 17, 2015
It’s been 4 months since I paid at the gym and I didn’t lose any weight …. It looks like I’m going to have to go there personally to see what’s going on.
– Paola MdeO (@PaoMdeO) February 8, 2019
the fashions
Paddle is the menopause of man.
– 🇪🇸 Essen (@qdicesprimo) July 3, 2018
If two runners matched at a crossroads, the one who has divorced most recently has a preference for passing.
– Xabibenputa (@Xabibenputa) December 18, 2019
-Do you take part in the World Triathlon event?
-Yes.
-Is this your bike?
-Yes.
-With wheels?
-Yes
-And the sleeves?
-They are mine too.– Vadín (@AlvaroVadin) November 5, 2013
The gym at home
All my life practicing yoga without knowing it pic.twitter.com/uBZ8yOVAfk
– Eme 💢 (@ementropy) April 24, 2019
– What did you dress up as?
– Exercise bike.
– Very successful. pic.twitter.com/jd1VP5ofJ4– Craich (@ACraich) October 26, 2018
My husband: What are you doing sitting on the exercise bike?
Me: Exercise.
My husband: Without pedaling?
Me: I went downhill.– Wilma (@Flintstone___) March 6, 2019
-I was looking for a bracelet like this to put on my cell phone
-Do you fly for CrossFit, running, skate?
-To go around the house in pajamas, which has no pockets.– Topy (@ TheTrooper37) March 10, 2019
the results
– I don’t know if the needles I have are from when we went fishing or to the gym.
– As for fitness?
– No man, omelettes.
– Craich (@ACraich) May 7, 2013
-Do you play any sports?
-Is underestimation a sport?
-No, it is not.
-And what do you know about a sport with these boards.– Manchu Pelican 🏴☠️ 🇪🇦 (@Mortimer_Fu) May 15, 2016
Mine walk with needles. pic.twitter.com/po97CK2GBC
– Olalá de fua (@olaladefua) August 22, 2018
No, really, I started at the gym yesterday and I think my arms will drop milk
– Franky S. (@FrankySebas) April 7, 2015
They left me so many times that I think in another life I was a gym.
– Marina (@digo_poco) December 26, 2019
in family
My son has set the alarm at 7.30am to go to the gym, it’s 10am and he’s still asleep. He tries but my genetics are very powerful.
– Soiyonotu (@casitodoelrato) September 8, 2019
-Son, I’m sorry I didn’t go to your football game today.
-Your son is that.– BING (@Palasrrisas) August 12, 2020
– How was the championship?
– I don’t think the child is good at archery.
– How did it turn out?
– At large with charges.– El Gripao (@El_Gripao) October 12, 2019
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