Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde: 31 thoughts I had after the news

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The first Monday in 2021 was turning into a brutal slogan back to work … until a lunch present arrived in the form of new photos of Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde walking hand in hand with their manager Jeff Azoff wedding in Montecito, California, soon followed wall-to-wall coverage, hysteria and a continued journey of emotions. As an obsessive of freshly minted styles, I’m swallowing my pride and sharing 31 thoughts I had while pissing off the news.

  1. How dare Harry Styles go out with a woman in her 30s and 30s who isn’t me?

  2. Wait, when did Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis separate? Oh, November? He must have missed it in the midst of the national democratic crisis.

  3. Remember when Wilde said she and Sudeikis had “Kenyan marathon runner sex?” Goodbye to that, I guess.

  4. Remember, too, when Wilde married a prince named Tao Ruspoli who lived on a school bus, after running away with him on that school bus? “I said,‘ Wow! I don’t want to meet a guy who lives on a bus! “, He said Women’s health of being installed with it. They were related to her art, but the marriage was sexless, as Wilde later revealed, “It seemed to me that my vagina was dead.”

  5. Why does my heart hurt so much?

  1. He is 36 years old. He’s 26. Harry Styles really likes older women. This resolves: The idea of ​​you It’s real.

  2. Does that make sense. Olivia directs Harry in his new thriller, Don’t worry, love. Romances on set happen all the time, and usually with great male directors and female geniuses. Nothing but respect for the defiant nature of the rule of this union.

  1. As Wilde’s genius to replace Shia LeBeouf, it seems, by misbehavior, by a prince among men, Harry Styles.

  2. I gradually move from denial to acceptance. I will allow it because Olivia Wilde is an intelligent and creative writer and director who gave Booksmart in the world. Let’s not pretend she’s the only lucky one here.

  3. I have no choice but to turn my kitchen into a war room and dedicate the rest of my day to endless speculation about it, including the 12 to 14 text strings, Instagram and Twitter DM. I give up all productivity to read the photos up close.

  1. Of course, Harry Styles tuxedo has a trademark bell-shaped leg. Sweet treasure of a man!

  2. Take advantage of the perfect swirl of ice cream from Harry’s hair, an art form in itself. Don Draper never could.

  3. His tuxedo is Gucci. And her dress is Gucci. Both masks are The Vampire’s Wife. Not only do they hold hands but they are legitimate twinning.

  4. Somewhere, Hilaria Baldwin is happy to be usurped. (Or is she?)

  5. How many things is Harry Styles able to hold effortlessly in one hand? Spy a glass of whiskey and at least two more accessories.

  6. “The Robe” is a trend on Twitter, due to another photo shoot of Harry officiating Azoff’s wedding with only a hotel robe and slippers. In fact, did Harry officiate a wedding at all with a hotel robe and slippers? Did the tunic precede or follow the Gucci tuxedo and is it available for rent? This deserves some research. Submit a FOIA application.

  7. I love how now everyone refers to “Jeff” as if he were an old friend and we also attended his wedding at San Ysidro Ranch in Montecito.

  8. Have all celebrities never married at the San Ysidro de Montecito ranch?

  9. A quick Google search confirms that yes, they did Gwyneth Paltrow and Chis Martin, Katherine Schwarzennegger and Chris Pratt, Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson, and Lily Aldridge and Caleb Followill.

  10. Dour sidenote: should anyone have some kind of wedding right now?

  11. Dear God, why is Candace Owens back on trend? Aha! He liked the next tweet about Harry and Olivia.

  12. Wait, why is Lizzo trending? Because she and Harry held hands once, but no one “bonded” romantically they. A fair point, but they never wore matching fashion brands as dates for a wedding.

  1. My friend and preeminent guru of Styles remembers that there is a One Direction song called “Olivia” that is suddenly recently relevant. Styles once said shyly about the song, “Is Olivia who you want her to be … Is Olivia even a person? Is Olivia an emotion? Is it a place? We don’t know.”

  2. Olivia Wilde has two children with Sudeikis. Would it be premature to imagine Harry Styles as a stepfather? Is this what you feel in a spiral?

  3. The features of the paparazzi are pretty clear. Was this public debut as coordinated as her outfits?

  4. Goals for Deux Moi, who on Sunday predicted today’s bomb with a blind theme in his stories, mocking that the “male protagonist of a VERY anticipated film for 2021-2022 was broken with the her biggest female director / co-star this weekend in Santa Barbara. “

  5. A moment of silence, please, for the Larries, Harry’s subgroup of fans who “send” him into a long-running clandestine story with former 1D bandmate Liam Payne.

  1. Has anyone checked Jason Sudeikis?
  1. It seems that some people do not consider this story to be a matter of national importance.

  1. I’m sorry to disagree. After four years of Trump and a crippling global pandemic, we deserve this moment. (Don’t forget Georgia’s second-round election on Tuesday).

  2. And here we thought Styles ’gift in 2021 was the dazzling video“ Treat People Kindly ”. and Phoebe Waller-Bridge, her most notable new partner.

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