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Imagine you are inside a gas station while someone is trying to steal it. Same, flipes? Does the devil escape there as fast as possible? Do you hide in the beer cave to at least chop up some alcohol before you go? Or persuade the thief to go to the store office to get quick, small oral sex? If you are a 36-year-old Czech woman, choose the latter option.
According to the Daily mail, a 24-year-old man broke into a gas station the other day and tried to rob the place, threatening workers by saying he would kill them. When some of the store employees threw themselves through a back door of the office, the thief moved into the free room to try to steal more money from the safe, until a brave woman intervened to save him. the day with the mouth.
Instead of going out with cash, the thief found a stranger coming out with his garbage, which was enough to distract him from leaving the gas station before the police showed up to stop him. That. Is. Legendary.
The 24-year-old man reportedly tried to rob the gas station on Tuesday night and threatened to kill personnel, local Slovak news reported.
The employee opened the cash register and the suspect took the money and punched the staff member several times. After handing over the money, the employee went to the back office where there was another colleague. He was able to walk out the back door and call the police.
The alleged thief moved into the office where he tried to get money from the safe, but the second partner also escaped.
According to local media, an unknown woman went inside in a few seconds and began to satisfy him orally until police arrived, who arrested the suspect.
Police told TV JOJ that they found the couple in the office half-naked and lying on the floor, and the woman said something along the lines of “I don’t take him anymore.”
Officers said the thief failed to get the money and that he has been taken to a police station and is under arrest.
Honestly, it sounds like a scene from Super Troopers or something like that, right? For example, how the hell can a guy go from stealing a gas station and getting out of it, to being seduced by a stranger who is willing to have oral sex? There are silly thieves, but man, this man has to be in the top ten. Grab the money and fuck the hell out of it, buddy!
As for the lady, congratulations, madam, for not only thinking about your toes, but also acting on your knees with quick decision making. No one knows why this was the method chosen to stop the theft, but, hey, it worked perfectly. Maybe the Medal of Freedom should be in this lady’s future.
(H / T Daily Star)