Two pharmaceutical corporations announced they were working on a revolutionary breakthrough that could be more acclaimed than pockets in a sun suit. Not since one of the ancestors combined corn and bread, such a great combination had been planned. It could be the most important scientific achievement in chemistry since 1922, when he was nominated for the Nobel Prize Edwin Perkins (Yes, I nominate it every year) formulated the most important chemical compound of the 20th century combining Kool and Aid.
Modern, the company the COVID vaccine is more effective against the Delta Variant that Pfizer, Johnson & Johnson or Joe Rogan’s Rear Naked COVID Choke and Horse Dewormer, has announced that they are working on a new unique formula that provides protection against COVID-19 and the flu.
“Today we announce the first step in our new respiratory vaccine program with the development of a single-dose vaccine that combines COVID-19 booster and flu booster,” Modern CEO Stéphane Bancel told investors at the company’s annual research and development day.
While the proposed vaccine is not expected to be available for this year’s flu season, the formula could be taken annually in a dose to serve as a booster to defend against deadly coronavirus and the flu. The company said it is part of the process through clinical trials of the current formulation for patients over 12 years of age, as well as a separate trial for children aged six months to 12 years, NBC reports.
Also Thursday, pharmaceutical giant Norvavax announced works on a similar vaccine and is in the middle of clinical trials in its one-shot COVID-Nanoflu vaccine that will protect against COVID and the flu.
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Although none of the major medical companies have announced a vaccine that offers refrigerator magnet properties and 5G reception, people are still waiting to hear an announcement from an Atlanta dungeon-based lab, praying that researchers Antwon André Patton and André Lauren Benjamin once again have combined Out and Kast.
Meanwhile, my grandmother still insists that no chemical testing is needed for the blood of Jesus.