I am not a television columnist whose job is to qualify any television program. Now that we’ve established that, and I’m probably on the side of dismissal, so I’ll talk about Oprah Winfrey’s Sunday program.
First, his Royal Highness Prince Empty did not know his crest through a hole in the ground. The socks were as short as the smart ones. When he crossed his leg, the skin showed. Even unemployed peasants know this is a no-no.
I Me Meghan I did no you have to hit Google, as it claimed, to learn discipline and manners and Palace 101. When you sign in to take on a job, you are responsible for its ethics and ethics. Learn how it works. You are responsible for their forms and means: hours, homework, costumes, attitude, culture. This is before you decide to change their rigid shapes.
Where was Prince Empty? Was he so busy? Definitely don’t fix your sock drawer. He should have gotten her a palace tutor. Learn the forms of this new work. How you carry the bag, how you handle Her Majesty, how you sit, sit, talk, what your duties are, the no’s and the yes’s. I knew enough to get a hairdresser for this session. He knew enough to drop two side hairs down his face, which kept splashing so as not to obstruct his open mouth.
When an acting role is handed out, he studies, memorizes, practices. Did an ambitious selfish fan come to this real set? I could have memorized the rules. Learn to play with the cast. The only throne he can sit on is that of his own warehouse. He got what he wanted. Fame, money, television, career, a temporary title, Prince Empty’s wife, a baby. She looked good, walked well, dressed well, plotted well, she just didn’t get to be the main woman. She did not become the Empress. He had ego, not smart. The hearing erupted.
The focus darkens
Me Me Meghan wanted to star. Carry. The scene has been set hundreds of years before he met his hairdresser. It was a secondary role.
Not heading the marquee. Listen, 20 more minutes and Netflix is now filming his life. That girl, Anya Taylor-Joy, who plays the chess wizard can play her. Or maybe Jennifer Lawrence.
She and Prince Empty are now mixing with celebrities. But, above the line, the next generation will not care about any figs. Ask Fergie, who was married for an hour to that other HRH (she left the castle and he) and is known to have lost money and invitations. I even remember meeting a bitter and sad Duchess of York.
Me Me Meghan exploded her sister-in-law, brother-in-law, Her Majesty, Prince Philip, a whole country, her father, best friend and the press. Her makeup is good, her wardrobe good, she walks and talks well, she just needs to lose her hair. The good news is that he has Prince Empty.
Remember the famous Diana: “We were three people in this marriage.” Well, now there is no one in this one.
The future occupation of the empty prince is bleak. Can you fly a helicopter? 20 more minutes, and even his wife will replace him with a drone.
I should have taken the track
Didn’t you like Kate Middleton? Too bad. She already got the job. Love it, don’t love it, who cares? The thing is, he was smart. It has a narrow circle. She plays the game. Know the rules. Outstanding women like Kate don’t always appreciate secondary cast members looking to outdo them. When you had a role in an acting scene, not everyone confused you with the star with his name above the title. You were second. Above an extra, but second. A cast member.
It was on time. Know your lines. Fits inside the closet. Stay out of the foreground
its not. There is a lot of luggage behind this woman. Its various parts have been out there. He is not walking in the park.
NYPD Police Academy. A recruit was asked what he would do if he had to arrest his mother. And the new recruit responded, “I should ask for a backup.”
Only in New York, kids, only in New York.