Subway: The fast food sandwich chain that is still legally allowed to call its sandwich carcasses “bread” an overwhelming majority of countries—He found himself in a new legal / public relations mess this week, when a new lawsuit alleged that the “tuna” of his beloved tuna salad sandwiches, eh. Filed in Northern California, the complaint alleges that the “tuna” coming out of the delicious tuna salad sandwich along the feet is, instead of this particular species of tasty fish, a “mixture of various preparations that they do not constitute tuna, but that they have been mixed together by the defendants to imitate the appearance of tuna ”, and, more guiltily, it is assumed that“ they are not fish ” according to the plaintiffs’ comments in case a The Washington Post.
Subway, of course, has denied that the “various preparations” of his sandwiches are anything but cooked tuna mixed with mayo, but obviously we’re already pretty firm in the “Let’s make the bastards deny it” territory. Once someone has raised the possibility that one of your delicious drinking muds does not contain what you say is there, and the general public is forced to really think about what I could stay in there: the battle for hearts, minds, and stomachs is now practically lost.
Subway has at least one advocate in its corner: Jessica Simpson, who, in a line that is not only more fun than virtually every line of dialogue in any Jessica Simpson film, ever, but also anything that we personally we have thought of it for a year, as a reference they have infamous difficulties in identifying tuna with a tweet of solidarity for the sandwich chain.
Absolutely brutal.
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