After happily cheering on the second removal of President Donald Trump on Wednesday night, Jimmy Kimmel had even better news to celebrate on Thursday.
Not only has Trump started to leave the White House, but the president’s mood has been described as “grumpy” and “vengeful” and “he’s even attacking his No. 1 dirty facts Rudy Giuliani “. The host was referring to a new report from the Washington Post that Trump has instructed aides not to pay Giuliani for his failed legal efforts to nullify election results.
“Working for Trump and waiting to get paid is like having dinner with Chris Christie and waiting for a bag of puppies,” Kimmel joked. After noting that Giuliani’s rate is $ 20,000 a day, he added, “Money well spent.”
“I could have hired Gary Busey one hundred dollars to do the same,” he added. “That’s a lot for an incompetent lawyer.” And then, “I wonder who leaked this story … Maybe it was Giuliani’s head!”
Perhaps hoping he won’t have a chance to make any more jokes at Giuliani’s expense anytime soon, Kimmel decided to leave everything on the table.
“Rudy Giuliani traveled around the world,” he said. “He went from being mayor of America to the parking lot of a dildo store trying to dig up dirt for Trump. The only dirt he could find came out of his hair, but what do you get for his problems? Not paid for the work he goes through do “.
And Giuliani isn’t the only member of Trump’s inner circle who has been ceremoniously thrown under the bus. “Mike Pence had to bend over and fill his“ evangelical Christian values ”into the little hole God is trying to forget,” Kimmel said. “Last week, his boss called him ‘word p’ and sent a crowd of lunatics to kill him.”
“And then there’s Michael Cohen who took out a mortgage on his house to pay off Donald Trump’s mistress,” he continued. “What did he achieve? He got to jail. Look at Eric and Junior, you are the following!
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