Male Lyrebirds Gaslight women have sex with them

Illustration of the article entitled Australian Pickup Artist Birds who allegedly resorted to gas lighting for connections

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How have I been advertising this for a long time very blog, the birds are terrible and they should all be canceled. But perhaps nothing more than lyrebirds, recently found as the first artists of the 2000s in the world of flying dinosaurs. These eager birds won’t stop at anything, such as making certain drugs as if they had a “screen” area, which I guess is an adult apartment with towels and more than one pillow, along with crafting elaborate and impressive dance routines. But they also routinely try to seal the deal with their Bumble Bird parties by doing very messy things like mimicking the sounds of impending danger, probably so the fallen lady will fall into the old rom-like trap of hitting the most rich available. -friendly farmer, why not if we are about to die anyway?

Seconds for researchers, male lilies will mimic all sorts of approaching predator sounds, including “mobbing” sounds produced by groups of birds approaching a predator in order to get the birds to date. freeze long enough to mate:

“When the impersonating calls were analyzed in detail, the investigators were able to detect mobbing calls that sounded like oriental yellow robins, brown thorns and white-fronted bushes. Occasionally, investigators detected alarm calls that sounded like two kinds of possum.

These PUA birds are not the only animals that do this; they are only the most exaggerated. And while these birds are “capable of doing amazing and terrible things,” says Dr. Anastasia Dalziell, it’s apparently not a situation for all parrots, and we shouldn’t be so quick in canceling them:

“The males are making all the stops to get the female to mate. It’s just one of the many things men do, “adds Dalziell.” They have this beautiful dance routine and they’ll sing from dawn to dusk, so the female gets all these beautiful signals. We shouldn’t see the lyrebirds. as terrible ”.

Okay, but it’s the same researchers who threw a snake at these birds already pressured to try to get a control “mobbing” sound, so obviously the problem is systemic. Lady lyrebirds, please know that regardless of my concerns with avians in general, I am proud to be, above all, a bird feminist, so if any of you would like to get in touch with tell your story, my DMs are always open.

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