These days everyone gets soft on us and it’s a damn rage. Seriously, how are the guys in America supposed to grow up big, strong, male, and do they repress their emotional communication skills when they lose models to follow big and robust every day? Now, it’s becoming increasingly clear that they can’t even pretend to be a T-Rex.
According to a shaky liberal elite report at the New York News, the most recognized and fearsome dinosaur in the world was probably not the cruel and bloodthirsty apex predator we were promised, buInstead, there is some sort of demanding dining room with sensitive, worn-out rubbers.
“The Tyrannosaurus’ jaws were powerful enough to crush bones. However, in situations where food was plentiful, they may have used sensitive snouts to selectively eat the most nutritious parts of their prey, “said Soichiro Kawabe, a paleontologist at the Dinosaur Research Institute. Fukui Prefectural University and co – author of a new study on the subject, he said to the NOW. “The Tyrannosaurus diet may not have been as raw as we imagined,” they added.
Great. Wonderful. What sense does it make to have fillet knife teeth and a literal lizard brain if it can’t be fully fulfilled? the Jordan Peterson diet? Apparently, it was potentially a way to be a better father. “Crocodiles have sensitive snouts, which … it also gives them such a fine-tuned sense of touch that they can carry their young in their mouths without crushing them with their powerful jaws, ”the article explains.the aleontologist theorizes that the T-Rexes could have done the same. And, as you know: to be a father is a lot not masculine. Not the slightest.
Well, you know what you have to say to the awake police coming to the dinosaurs? Make the T-Rex a sensitive beta male who eats demanding Jurassic Park: Dominion, cowards. Continue. Watch as the audience reacts to the sinking dino king not more people’s heads and then carry around little T-Rex babies in their jaws before spitting them out at Sam Neill and Laura Dern …
Wait a minute. Sounds a little bad. Hmm …
Well, it’s welcome, Colin.
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