Hey, racist baby! How’s it going? I haven’t seen you in a long time.
Hello, my brother. A Lakers salami.
What does even that mean, little fanatic? Wait … are you trying to say “As-Salaam-Alaikum?”
Yes. My father says that’s how you greet the “you”. Ever since the government shut us down and taken away my rights not to wear a mask, I understand you much better. As the great Moses Malone said to Jay Pharoah, “Let go of my people!”
Stop it, little little nationalist. Go too far. Please don’t tell me that your racist parents have turned you into an anti-masker.
Not all masks. The white bells are still fine. But today, my mother says “the oppressor wants us to become slaves,” so she allowed me to receive some advice. Also, he said you would understand why we should not get the vaccine.
Well. my little Nazi neophyte, I hate to disappoint you, but I’m getting the vaccine as soon as I get the chance.
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But you are black! I thought blacks didn’t get the vaccine? I read it at the newspaper and I saw it inside Time magazine.
I know Racist Baby.
But it’s something the media does to pretend they’re interested in “talking about race”. According to one Reuters poll, about 37 percent of blacks said they were not interested in getting the COVID vaccine, compared to 30 percent of whites. A Survey of the Kaiser Family Foundation found that 62% of blacks “definitely” got the coronavirus vaccine or “probably got it.” Most of the people-Black or white: He said they planned to take the vaccine.
Only 15 percent of black adults said that “definitely no get the vaccine, “which is literally the exactly the same percentage of whites who expressed this feeling.
Instead of trying to convince black Americans to get the vaccine, the media should focus on the largest group that hesitates to be inoculated against the coronavirus.
What group is this?
White people.
The same polls show that Republicans are the largest group of people in America who responded that “they probably won’t get it” or “they definitely won’t get it.” Look at this graph.
Seconds Pew Research, about 53 percent of whites identify as Republicans. And, since there are approximately 197 million white people in the United States, this means that about 27 million white people may not get vaccinated against this deadly virus, compared to the 15 million black Americans who doubt the vaccine..
But we all have valid reasons, right? I know blacks are concerned about the repetition of the government experiment where doctors injected syphilis into Tuskegee aviators. Look, I know my black story.
Not at all, racist baby.
The Tuskegee Syphilis Study was a 40-year medical experiment in which Public Health Service officials told black men who had tested positive for syphilis that they were being treated for “bad blood.” In reality, they were not treated at all.
Wow. So I can understand why this makes black people reluctant.
Yes.
In addition, black people are not reluctant because of the Tuskegee experiment.
Although the narrative compiled by the news reports paints blacks as uneducated conspiracy theorists, 71% of black patients said they wanted to proceed with caution because they were concerned about side effects. The same percentage of blacks said they were also concerned about the short period of development. Only 48 percent of black adults expressed their lack of confidence in the developers ’willingness to consider the needs of blacks.
The mumps vaccine (the the fastest vaccine ever developed) took four years. African Americans only constitute 5 percent of participants in clinical trials, and more than 90 percent of volunteers in the The Phase I and II AstraZeneca clinical trials were white. “A similar lack of diversity was found in the Modern phase I test i Phase I and II study by Pfizer and BioNTechHealthline reports. In addition, a 2018 report from the U.S. Department of Health and Human Resources evaluated found that even the most objective measures of care quality showed that white people received better care from physicians than black patients.
This is not paranoia; this is just science.
I’m sorry, my brother. That is why we, the oppressed, must remain united.
Not at all, my brother. Whites weren’t worried about these things.
According to KFF, 71% of Republicans believe vaccination is a personal choice, while the rest say “it’s part of everyone’s responsibility to protect others.” Half of white people and 57% of Republicans distrustful of the vaccine attributed their reluctance to their belief that “the risks of COVID-19 are being exaggerated.”
So how can we get white Republicans to get the vaccine?
Well, given the medical discrimination, lack of health care, and social inequality that whites have never had to face, maybe I have five marketing slogans that could work:
- Every time a white person gets vaccinated, a black person loses their right to vote.
- The vaccine makes children immune to reverse racism, the gay agenda and The 1619 Project.
- Barack Obama, Ilhan Omar and Black Lives Matter created the coronavirus to destroy America and this is the only way to stop the white genocide.
- One of the side effects of the vaccine is that white women will no longer find black men attractive.
- The vaccine will give you a chance to find Hillary’s emails, “stop the theft” and clap to the beat.
And how do you convince blacks to get the vaccine?
As a certified and registered black person, I have no idea.
Maybe they should make sure the vaccine is safe. Seventy-two percent of black people surveyed said they planned to get vaccinated as soon as they were available or “wait until it’s available for a while to see how it works for other people.”
However, I know what it will not work.
Condense the historically legitimate and scientific concerns of black people into a collective paranoia of blacks instead of addressing the actions of whites, the medical community, and the United States he actually did and they still do it with black people may not work. He probably won’t get our favorite rappers and politicians to pose for a photo either.
My only suggestion is, and I know this sounds crazy, and if they explained the importance of vaccination to blacks as if they were people? What if the healthcare industry recognized the harm they have caused to non-white communities and committed to treating black patients in the same way as white patients? Maybe they should send health workers to churches and black neighborhoods, not because of some kind of affirmative action mandate, but because these are the communities that COVID-19 is hitting hardest.
If we think about it, they will probably try to get Beyoncé and LeBron to post photos on Instagram.
Is that why you get the vaccine?
No, I don’t want to die or want to be responsible for the deaths of other people. I have this from black lives; I think they are important.
Also, I want to go out on the street.
Well, I have to go to the mask protest and I haven’t cleaned the gun yet. I’ll see you later.
Salami Lakers for you, my friend.