Did they use a cro magnum?
It is well known that the first humans connected with the Neanderthals. However, this week investigators revealed the delightful details of these interspecies sex sessions, which reportedly included kissing, friendship and even MTS transmission.
Soft prehistoric
“When you kiss someone, oral microbes will go back and forth between your mouths,” said anthropologist Laura Weyrich of Pennsylvania State University. The researcher postulated that these prehistoric peoples exchanged saliva after finding a signature of human bacteria in a Neanderthal tooth discovered in northwestern Spain in 2017, the BBC reported.
By comparing human and Neanderthal microorganisms, Weyrich decided that bacterial exchange could be related to 120,000 years ago, “one of the first time periods in which we described interbreeding between humans and Neanderthals,” Weyrich said.
Hence the idea of a man-Neanderthal makeup session.
“Is it like that [microbial swapping] it could have happened once, but it spread in a magical way somehow, if it happened that the group of infected people was very successful, “he said.” But it could also be something that happened with more regularity “.
And while these clandestine saliva can also be transferred by sharing food, there is no evidence that Neanderthals prepare food for a human being. Maybe they shared a romantic mammoth tail to the “Lady and the Tramp.”
Interspecies ARE YOU
Unfortunately, bacteria were not the only byproduct of this carnal cross-pollination. Researchers believe it is possible that our species has acquired human papillomavirus (HPV) type A from the bonus of our ancestors.
“I tried it thousands of times with computer techniques and the result was always the same: it’s the most likely scenario,” says Ville Pimenoff, an evolutionary geneticist at the Karolinska Institute in Sweden.
Therefore, it was very likely that humans were in the bed of people from the caves to the irrigation. “It’s very unlikely to end up happening once, because it would be more likely that the transmission wouldn’t survive anymore,” Pimenoff said.
The researcher postulates that the acquisition of type A by our ancestors explains why the disease is so cancerous in humans: we didn’t have time to build immunity because we found it so soon.
According to research by evolution experts at Stanford University and the University of Arizona, it is possible that Neanderthals have even infected us with an early iteration of HIV, a favor we returned by giving them herpes and other ARE YOU.
The progression of virility
Did the Neanderthals have a massive erection? Hard to say. But a 2013 study found that, like modern humans, Neanderthals lacked the genetic code for penile spines, which our closest living relatives, the infamous promiscuous bonobo chimpanzees, use to compete for females. Our collective ancestors are believed to have launched their sexual urges about 800,000 years ago, The Guardian reported.
As a result, it is likely that these extinct peoples were predominantly monogamous like us. So yes, they were faithful despite sleeping outside of their species.
Thag the filander
However, researchers believe that Neanderthals may have slept more than their human compatriots. They deduced this by the much-disputed method of measuring the difference in the length of the index and ring fingers (which is often correlated with the level of testosterone in the uterus).
Chimpanzees, gorillas, and orangutans, who have a greater propensity to play petanque, have a lower average digit percentage, while both early modern humans and their modern siblings had more. highs, the BBC reported.
When the digital discrepancies of the Neanderthals fell through, the scientists theorized that they were deceiving more than humans, but less than other great apes.
If that wasn’t enough to perfect your perception of ancient peoples, recent studies found that prehistoric humans could have been plump pursuers and that women were no strangers to carrying bacon in 10,000 BC.