FFollowing a cold opening that saw Quagmire’s creepy Matt Gaetz debut with Pete Davidson, Saturday Night Live’s “Weekend Update” continued the attack.
“Reporter Matt Gaetz, who looks like a cartoonist to me, is reportedly being investigated for alleged sexual intercourse with a minor girl, because Gaetz believes only voters should show their ID,” joked Colin Jost . “It is also being reported that Gaetz may have paid for sex with women he met online. This story has been confirmed by his entire environment.”
Yes, Gaetz is currently under investigation for allegedly having sex with a 17-year-old girl and possibly for violating sex trafficking laws by paying her to travel across state lines. In addition, as reported by CNN, Gaetz is also accused of showing nude photos of women with whom he had allegedly slept with fellow Congressmen on the floor of the House and of having ecstasy-fed breakups with prostitutes.
Jost then addressed Gaetz’s incredibly strange (and unconvincing) statement about the allegations, presented in the third person: “Matt Gaetz has never paid for sex … Matt Gaetz has never been on any website. this guy … Matt Gaetz appreciates the relationships of his past and hopes to marry the love of his life. ”
That’s why Jost posted his own statement in response: “Colin Jost doesn’t believe you … Colin Jost thinks you’ve been to all the websites … Colin Jost thinks you should stop posting these wedding invitations “.
Of course, the massive Trump lover of QAnon, conspiracy theorists who believe Trump, a good friend of Jeffrey Epstein, was somehow waging a covert battle against an army of Democratic and Hollywood pedophile sex traffickers, has been remarkably silent about Gaetz’s revelations.
“Here’s the craziest part of this story: a sitting deputy is being accused of child trafficking and the people at QAnon suddenly tell him, ‘No, I need more evidence,'” Jost broke. “That was all. yours! I mean, go! Matt Gaetz’s girlfriend, allegedly 17 years old, 17th the letter of the alphabet is Q, it all adds up! What are you waiting for? The storm is finally here, and QAnon is like, “You can’t believe everything you read on the Internet.”
If that wasn’t enough, Gaetz was the one not more representative in Congress to vote against a 2017 human trafficking bill.