Every Pokémon is interesting and worth talking about. I don’t play a lot of Pokémon, but I enjoy the universe and I love learning more about the creatures that are there. So here’s another Pokémon. It’s Tynamo!
Details of Tynamo
Type: Electric
Average height: 0’08 “
Average weight: 00.7 pounds
First added to generation V
“Every Pokémon is interesting and worth talking about.”- Zack Zwiez, fool.
I still think this is true. But Tynamo almost got me. I had almost nothing to say about this little fish that generates some electricity. No offense to Tynamo, but you’re so … boring. So boring. We have little aquatic creatures that generate electricity in the real world. Even your name is boring. You look boring. But I can talk about you. I can do it. This is what I set out to do. This is my curse.
So eh … Tynamo. Yes, it is a fish. Which I have already said. But it is small. I said that too. However, being so small it doesn’t actually generate much energy on its own. So he swims in big schools with other Tynamos and this allows them to collectively build more energy. I’m not sure what these fish do with all this power. Turned on Bulbapedia it doesn’t say they use it to attack powerful enemies or rip a hole in the space continuum or anything cool like that. Instead, it only says “… they discharge electricity if they are in danger.” So it’s like when dogs bark after being scared.
Look, I’m scraping the bottom of the canyon with this silly fish. Maybe I can make a Tesla joke? As if you preferred to ride some of these to work on to Travel in a Tesla | It could be fun and get some sentences. But honestly, I think we all know there’s not much more to say.
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That’s how you know you have a boring Pokémon. This is what is included in the brief entry of Bulbapeida about Tynamo.
“The Pokémon Company merchandise and miscellaneous works of art TCG the illustrations represent Tynamo swimming or jumping out of bodies of water ”.
Fascinating information, people. This is not the fault of the good people of Bulabèdia. At some point, you have to write something and you run out of really interesting things to say. As a professional writer, I understand that very well. For example, this post!
Random data
- Tynamo and its evolved forms are the only ones Pokémon without weaknesses to speak of. Interesting? May be. But it’s a fact and it’s random … so I’m putting it off.
- Wait, you want another one … uh … it happens.
- Okay, okay, this is the first Pokémon in the history of the Here’s Another Pokemon series that basically surpasses Zack.
Best comment from last week
Zack, you can’t put “bad dragon” with an attachment.
-Julia Q.
Well … that’s a good point.